Coon Of The Week: Facebook Turns 10
Posted 04 February 2014 - 06:45 PM
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only thing worse than death is hello.
Posted 04 February 2014 - 07:36 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOO MY NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAA !!!! Cruz da GOAT. Takes balls to make yourself COTW lmaoo.
- My craziest Facebook story….Bitch tried to tupac, R.Kelly, and whichever other celebs got caught out for allegedly messin with youngins...
So i'ma be 20 this year, this happened in 2011 so I was 17. 17 with nothin but pussy on my mental, so I'm on a fuckin spree when it comes to tryna run through chicks. So i'm chasin chicks in my school, chicks from church, and anywhere else the female population finds themselves. After numerous hit and misses and some close but no cigars I started learning what to do and what not to do with these chicks. You know like using Q's and G's and spelling " Your " like " Yhur " and shit like that. Nigga had to grow up fast…but I digress. So eventually i get into the swing on things I'm getting chicks numbers and coin my mothafuckin thing, focusing on chicks my age or older at the time. I think it's easy for me to make friends because I'm really outspoken I'm not a shy nigga so I flirt a lot ( my shorty right now hated that in the beginning of our relationship. ) But sometimes I just be being friendly to people. So this chick in church know the kinda person I am, I flirt a lot and I'm friendly so she used to come up to me and give me hugs and stare at me and shit it creeped me out because i knew her brothers and shit but she was just so infatuated. I mean at 17 I was feel in myself but I ain't think I was that cute. But back to the topic. So she sends me a FB request. I accept cause I figured she just wanted more friends. Mind you ever since 2009 little girls haven't looked their age. I would've never added her had I known her age, because I had a no pre-teen rule for social networks ( niggas was tryna be cool, feel me ? ). So I'm thinking she like 16 whatever, til she messages me " How you deewin " immediately I'm like..this bitch is buggin. So I'm like " No. " then she messages me " Whaddup doe " like 8 times, no response. Then she's like " Hit me up ( insert number here ). " So I'm like " Little girl, you're like 12…relax plus you got older brothers just humble ya self. " Then she's like " Fuck you den, dey don't even live widd me and dey treat me lyke shit " … I just let the convo sit in my messages. That ain't as exciting as posting dick pics but when i went on FB twitter was kinda on the rise lol
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:28 AM
Shiva: Yo Cruz, what's your facebook I'll add you to keep in touch
Cruz: Na, I don't have Facebook.
Shiva: *Why the fuck does this guy not have FB?*
*Forwards a year later*
*Now knows why *
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 03:22 PM
lmao how many chicks you pipe off this strategy tho? the only ones I ever got off FB was lonely ones at my college lol, never got on that 'spit at random chick I don't know' game.
shit only worked for like 2 hoes in my area, the rest i used the strategy on were like random girls i added but lived in different states so nothing happened. the majority of the girls on Facebook were on their higher horse so you know how that goes, you have to work for it but without looking like the dude below.
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only thing worse than death is hello.
Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:30 PM
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:06 PM
lmaoooo @Bliss im crying dog aint shit scarier than getting that notification "you've been tagged too" after a night out of drinking b.
Word, after this happened I developed some crazy extra careful sense that when always someone brings up "picture, record" into the conversation while we are drinking I try to bail myself outta it no matter how fucked up I am
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